Charles, Prince of Wales
The sun never sets on the British Empire, but Prince Charles proves that the sun never sets on British royalty scandal.
Charles read about the works of Pythagoras, and he vowed to make triangles of his own one day. It's still no honeymoon.
Nonetheless, Charles wishes you luck on your ascension into Pi Zeta Tau, and he hopes that the symbol of the brotherhood is as gilded as everything in Buckingham.