Comedy & Humor

Although the people at the Comedy & Humor channel always produce funny stuff, for some reason, they start to make really depressing things for one week each year. So sad. Below is 10 hours of one day's programming. Hopefully these figures will stick with you, but don't listen to anyone who is in pain.

 

PA CALLED (8:00 am)
Ricky receives a phone call from his dying father, and chooses to ignore it.

UNADOPTED (8:30 am)
A man lives his entire life at an orphanage, never getting adopted.

THE NEWS JUST CAME IN (9:00 am)
A girlfriend tries to stay connected with her boyfriend Tim who has passed away in a car accident.

IT'S THE TRICK OF A LIFETIME (9:30 am)
A kid who thinks he can ollie over the railway tracks ends up with something he can't do.

NAME OF THE GAME (10:00 am)
Ella Harland has to be told that her infertility will never let her have a child, but her doctor has a much different luck.

TAKE THE BABY WITH YOU (10:30 am)
A baby is trapped inside of a crib when the house is starting to fill with smoke.

HOW WENDY WAS (11:00 am)
Wendy has to go to face a coffin vendor to buy a coffin for her dead son.

EVOLUTION (11:30 am)
A boy who learns that his mother and expected brother have died will forever join them.

ROOM OF ONE (12:00, Noon)
A terminally-ill child asks for one last wish from the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

EXIT KID (12:30 pm)
A divorced couple decide where the car and house go, but won't claim their son.

LANDING THE SHOT (1:00 pm)
Joey, a handicapped kid, wishes to play basketball when he grows up, but a realization form his dad makes his dreams disappear.

EFFECT OF NOTHING (1:30 pm)
A man wishes his entire life, only to discover that none of his wishes can ever come true.

ALL BY HIMSELF (2:00 pm)
Harry spends his birthday by himself, with only him to sing to.

SORRY, BOY (2:30 pm)
Timmy has to put down his dog Ol'Teller, but Timmy loves his dog too much.

EVERY MAN AND HIS FAMILY (3:00 pm)
A man on Thanksgiving finds that he has nowhere to go.

OFF THE COURSE (3:30 pm)
A kid with high dreams goes to college, does extremely well, but loses it all during a bad economy.

ROUND CAME THE COP (4:00 pm)
Frank Watson goes on his first day of being a cop, only for another cop to come back home.

DREAD AND SORROW (4:30 pm)
A woman has to face giving up her child at the Sunnyvale Abortion Clinic.

ELAPSED TIME (5:00 pm)
An abandoned baby is left on a doorstep, only to discover that the house's occupant is on vacation.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE (5:30 pm)
A look inside the whaling industry and the harm it does.

Hints

The title shares the initials of another organization that produces "depressing" things for a "week." Even more, the weeks are numbered.

The first letter of all the shows gives you the next step in terms of organizing them.